I know it’s true, everyone’s saying it!

18 11 2010

Gossip is a hot topic in my teen girls’ group. Actually, “those two-faced fake bitches” are a hot topic, but I like to reframe.

Often, it’s all these girls can talk about. Rumors, being talked about behind one’s back, and being the butt of the joke weigh heavily on any mind, especially the mind of a 14 year old.

Apparently, a popular ploy is to engage one girl in making fun of another. Then go tell the girl you were making fun of what the other girl said about her. Then the other two get into a fight.

This way, everyone’s miserable!

Teen girls are evil. They are literally the worst people alive. Little known fact: “Mean Girls” was a documentary, originally filmed for Animal Planet.

You would think that this would make group a nightmare. And yet, it’s simply delightful! These girls are dying for a little respite from their daily torment. They are funny, sweet, and supportive of one another. All they can talk about is how they don’t want to be like their gossipy, mean peers.

“I mean, Monique was telling everyone that I gave that boy head. But she doesn’t tell them what she was getting up to with two different boys the night of parent teacher conferences!”

“Ugh, I know. Samantha is the same way. She told me that she’s bi, she’s getting it from everyone.”

“Did you hear that LaToya is pregnant? Because I heard that.”

Oh, wait.

It’s so ingrained, they just can’t shut it off. Teaching teen girls to discuss issues and ideas, rather than people and inappropriate sexual experience, is like trying to teach a cow to moo in Latin. It kind of goes against their nature.

13 year old: “Did you hear what Emily did with SpongeBob*?”
SocialJerk: “Before you tell us, is this gossip?”
13 year old: “No, it’s not gossip. I’m just saying what she did.”
SocialJerk: “OK, if we’re not gossiping, why do we need her name?”
13 year old: “Because she did it!”
SocialJerk: “Why do we need to know what she did?”
13 year old: “…I saw her do it.”

Yeah, we’ve got a ways to go. Simply saying “this isn’t gossip” does not mean that what you are saying is not, in fact, gossip. Don’t believe me? Try it as you cruise down the highway at 90 miles per hour, and see if you get a ticket. “No, this isn’t speeding!” We are not Jedi, we can’t do mind tricks.

Where do these girls get it from? Do they grow out of it? The future, sadly, does not give me tons of hope. Their mothers are also all too eager to share the exploits of the neighborhood girls.

“I mean, my daughter is bad, but you should see what my neighbor’s daughter gets up to! I think you know her, the family comes here too.”

This is why we need to have those all important confidentiality discussions. Early, and often.

I’ve even had to have them with my coworkers.

We all want to share the cute stories about our clients’ toddlers, who say funny things and give us (appropriate, Christian) hugs. We all need to vent about frustrating families.

But again, do we need names? Does everyone in the office need to know that Baby A was born with a positive tox screening? Is it critical that we all share that Teen B is transitioning from male to female?

I was strong-armed nicely asked to share a case for group supervision. So I did. I shared my most difficult case. The one that has been keeping me up nights and giving me an ulcer, something I previously thought would be reserved for my heavy drinking, truck driving grandfather.

We used only initials, at my boss’ insistence. But this is a small office. There was no doubt about to whom I was referring. I thought it could be handled properly, by a group of professionals.

Until later that day, when I heard, “Which hospital did Nameless Girl get admitted to, after she attacked her mom?” shouted to me from another office.

Not helpful.

I try not to expect things from my clients that I myself cannot accomplish. Confidentiality is sacred to social work. It also goes against our impulses to share the funny, unbelievable stories we hear.

So let’s try to be better people. Hold ourselves to the standards I put forth for my teen girls.

And if that fails, get it all out through anonymous blogging.

*Note: All names have been changed. Except for the boy who goes by “SpongeBob.”




7 responses

18 11 2010
Dr. Mom

A Social Jerk post makes my day. Thank you.

18 11 2010

Anytime! Thank you for the gift of life.

See guys, my mom thinks I’m funny.

18 11 2010

My conscience is still tormented by the awful nonsense that my friends and I perpetrated on each other in middle school thanks to the advent of three way calling.

It’s one of those things that is going to happen in one form or another until everyone’s self-esteem has been sufficiently bruised and everyone can move into adulthood with the appropriate amounts of scorn/empathy.

The way I see it, the key is going to be making sure that the empathy outweighs the scorn. (Or, in the alternative, there’s always the Department of Homeland Security; I’m sure they’d be more than happy to tap the three way calls of miniature social terrorists.)

18 11 2010

We’re working on empathy. It’s getting us a lot of blank looks, but we’re working on it.

I’ll pass you a note about it. It will be intricately folded, and illustrated.

18 11 2010

By the way, I hate the fact that I’ve been socially conditioned by Facebook to the point where I was actually looking for a “like” button to click above your reply post.

20 11 2010

gossip runs in my family, and it is really hard to turn off, but we kinda make a sport of it and keep it public. however, after spending a year in a job where that is all we did all day to each other in a group, i learned an important lesson about gossip in the workplace. switching from negative words to positive words is something worth striving for. (but try telling that to a teenager)

22 11 2010

Gossip seems to be at an all time high over here. I try to stay out of it, because I’m just waiting for someone to get busted. And I won’t even get into the family gossip…actually most of my family members are readers, so I will just say that we all have nothing but good things to say about one another 🙂

I will try to work with my girls on switching from positive to negative. I think the first step is getting them to realize that they’re engaging in the very behavior that they hate so much–and that “being honest” is not always strictly necessary!

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